Dear Perfect Stranger,
How are you today? I hope that you are doing well and if not, I hope this note serves as a little pick-me-up during your day.
For as long as I can remember, I have been entranced by the martial arts and the idea of being a ninja. So much so that I even have a poster in my room of “NINJA TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING”. I think the tips are pretty funny so I will share some with you.
- Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.
- Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the instructor.
- When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, Ninjas eat it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don’t have any hearts to eat.
- Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless living in the past.
So, I don’t condone killing at all, I am just amused by Ninjas. What amuses you?
Your friendly picker upper 🙂