Pick Me Ups

A friendly picker upper for the perfect stranger.

Ninja Tips May 5, 2010

Filed under: Cards — neepaparikh @ 11:07 pm
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Location: Destiny’s Restaurant


Dear Perfect Stranger,

How are you today? I hope that you are doing well and if not, I hope this note serves as a little pick-me-up during your day.

For as long as I can remember, I have been entranced by the martial arts and the idea of being a ninja. So much so that I even have a poster in my room of “NINJA TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING”. I think the tips are pretty funny so I will share some with you.

  • Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.
  • Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the instructor.
  • When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, Ninjas eat it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don’t have any hearts to eat.
  • Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless living in the past.

So, I don’t condone killing at all, I am just amused by Ninjas. What amuses you?


Your friendly picker upper 🙂


2 Responses to “Ninja Tips”

  1. Will Says:

    I love this note mainly because I love ninjas. I didn’t find this note but I have been to Destiny’s. It would’ve been pretty cool to find your note there.

  2. Aki Says:

    Ninjas are awesome 😀 but what is that drawing? I think its a bunny but i might be wrong.

    Picker Upper’s Friend

    P.S. your pictures amuse me 🙂

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