Pick Me Ups

A friendly picker upper for the perfect stranger.

Jokes April 19, 2010

Filed under: Cards — neepaparikh @ 11:13 am
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Location: Library washroom mirror

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Dear Perfect Stranger,

How are you doing today? Are you studying hard or hardly studying? This time of year can be very stressful so I hope this card serves as a little pick-me-up during your day. I hear that laughter is a great stress reliever so here’s a little joke for you:

A drill sergeant just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.”

The cadet replied, “Not me Sarge. I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line.” Hahaha. Not funny enough? Here’s another one:

Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied “medium.” Then the waiter said, “How about your vegetable?” Hillary replied, “Oh, he can order for himself.”

Enjoy!

Sincerely,

Your friendly picker upper

P.S. Sorry for the horrible drawing.

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Stress Relief April 15, 2010

Filed under: Cards — neepaparikh @ 1:14 am
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Location: An elevator

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Dear Perfect Stranger,

How are you doing today? I’m a student and well it’s exam time so I’m feeling a little bit stressed. While in some people stress can be inspiring and motivating, in others it can be self-defeating. Nobody likes the feeling of being overwhelmed.

I’m almost 100% sure that humour and laughing helps to relieve stress so here’s part of an email a friend sent to me with tips on how to relieve some stress.

  1. Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Skip instead of walking down the street. See how many looks you get.
  3. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
  4. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy and ask where the fitting rooms are.
  5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Enjoy!

Sincerely,

Your friendly picker upper